"Necromancers raise dead foes instead of attacking you directly. Kill them quickly."
I got that from a fortune cookie in a video game. That's wise advice, you know, for when those nasty necromancers show up from no where and raise the dead to attack you. I guess you would have to kill them quickly so that the army of undead don't come torment you, along with the necromancer. Cowards, I tell ya. They won't face you with a sword or axe. No, they'll raise the dead to do their dirty work for them.
This has to stop. How many times have we been told to face our enemies and if we die, to die with honor?! And, necromancers choose to play dirty. Well, enough is too much! Down with these cowardly necromancers! It is time to rise up and show them that we will not confront their armies of dead zombies and creatures! We will fight them with honor and they better be prepared!
Oh, you better believe we'll kill them quickly.
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